Pat The Beastie

Once upon a time a little boy and girl named Paul and Judy had a pet called Beastie. Unfortunately, Paul and Judy weren't nice to Beastie. In fact - they were downright naughty. They pulled Beastie's fur and jiggled Beastie's eyes. They tickled his feet and plucked his boogers. 'Always be kind to your pets!' they were reminded again and again.