F*Ck You'Re Old: For My Favourite Old-Timer

This collection of spirited and downright hilarious musings about age and ageing will help you to see the funny side about getting old. Yes, there's the memory loss, the creaky knees and the receding hair but you're worldly wise and have a lifetime of anecdotes to show for it. And besides, we'll all be old-timers one day, but today it's your turn!