Lord Hogges Grand Ball

In this marvellous, wondrous rhyming tale Youll meet characters, see them succeed and fail Like Little Miss Piggy on her trip to town, Who tripped on a bump in the road, and fell downOr Lord Hogge, throwing a grand country ball To the awe and amazement and pleasure of allThen theres Septimus Scroat, among other folk, A poet who wants to write works of noteOr Ruby Ramsbottom, who knows how to bake But finds that life cant rely just on cakeAnd on the list goes, so come and meet them all, And enjoy the stories in Lord Hogges Grand Ball.