Jonny B. Jizzin: The Simp Chronicles: Vol.1 - Sextraterestrial eBook

2nd Edition of "Jonny. B. Jizzin: The Simp Chronicles - Vol.1" contains additional illustrations as requested by readers as well as a few editing tweaks.

Hey guys! I''m Jonny B. Jizzin, and I''ve got a really big problem... There''s this gorgeous babe from college, named Chanel. And when I say gorgeous, I mean crazy hot! Long, dark flowing curls, perfect pouty lips, banging curves, you know - the whole package!                                                

But... She''s with this giant oaf who calls himself ''Chocolate Cameron''. Sounds like a male-stripper name, right? He''s such a basic bro too. UGH! What''s he have that I don''t? Besides driving a BMW...and his massive arms...and a sense of fashion... Wait a minute...I can get all of that too! All I need is an awesome job, right? If I get a fancy new whip and some better clothes, I can woo Chanel to my side! That''s how all of this works, right? Right?

Join me, friends, as I embark on an insane journey after a busty scientist "recruits" me for a series of odd jobs for quick cash. My courage, wit, and...AHEM...stamina, will all be tested! How far will one guy simp for the girl of his dreams?

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Jonny B. Jizzin: The Simp Chronicles:

Volume 1 - Sextraterrestrial Written by Lolo X Eros