Quirks & Super-Quirks: A Humor Collection eBook

If you've read anything weirder than this book lately, you need to get out less.  Quirks & Super-Quirks contains short stories, poetry, comedy sketches, things that make no sense, fleeting weirds, suggestive nutmeats, advertisements for things you can't buy because they don't exist, and monologues by people who mean well but aren't. Selected from the best of Sarah Totton's award-winning humor, previously published at McSweeney's Internet Tendency, the Wergle Flomp Humor Poetry Contest, and the Bulwer-Lytton Fiction Contest and including never-before-seen work, the pieces in Quirks & Super-Quirks are exactly the right length to kill a short time in a small room. This book also features longer pieces for extended times in a small room, perhaps for someone who really loves cheese. If you read this book aloud at a party, you might be hailed as the funniest person in the room. You might also be asked to leave that party. You might leave that party with a beautiful woman (results not typical) or a friendly armadillo named Salisbury (results typical). It's the perfect gift for your most eccentric family member (that could be you). Caution: Contains strong language (English).