One-Donkey Solution eBook

A Harvard professor, an evangelical preacher, a self-described Rabbi, a German dominatrix, and the proprietor of a Scottish donkey refuge walk into bar...The End Times dominate their discussion. Agreeing that Christianity, Judaism, andIslam are all true religions, and recognizing that each faith prophesies a Messiah ridingon a donkey, they debate two scenarios:The three-donkey solutionone donkey per Savior with the three racing to see whocan get to Jerusalem fi rst.Or the one-donkey solutionthe true Messiah being the one whose devotees cancorral the immortal messianic donkey that has previously borne Abraham, Moses,Jesus, and Muhammad.Eight years elapse. The donkey genome is decoded. American evangelicals and Iransmessianic President Ahmadinejad deploy secret agents to lay hands on the sacreddonkey as identifi ed by its DNA.The reader follows Toots, the feisty daughter of the refuge owner, and her boyfriendFritz, a student of the dominatrix, as they seek to escape from these nefarious groups.Israeli intelligence and a sweet and devout CIA agent come to realize that the DNAsearch can be circumvented by getting hold of Fritz, who has actually encountered,and conversed with, the one true messianic donkey: Yafur. And then there is Yafursevil brother Ufair.