James Gong: The Big Hit eBook

James Gong is training for his black belt in taekwondo. One night a camera crew turns up at training for an episode of My Life.
James is sparring a white belt who gets carried away and hammers James' foot. Sparks fly in James' brain and he gasps all caught on national TV. James responds with a jumping spinning sidekick which obliterates his opponent.

This is the beginning of James' woes at the club, for he has disgraced Mr Cho, the head instructor.

Hollywood Productions just loves James' jumping , spinning sidekick. They decide to star him in their small budget flick, Big Action in Little Town. Unbeknown to James, Hollywood Productions is a scam company that basically produces B grade loser movies to offset huge tax bills.

Meanwhile James, who lusts after his sister Caitlins best friend, Amber, thinks his sudden film career will curry favour. Not so. If anything, Amber shuns him even more.

Determined to win the love of his life, James tries to learn how to skate, because he knows that Amber fancies a local skater named Spiros. He only succeeds in showing himself up, but James is pathetically immune to the irony and subtleties of life. He figures that all is well with the world and that hes making vast progress.

To Hollywood Productions great horror the flick is so bad that its good. People have queued at the premiere and national TV stations have got wind of the huge success of this little budget movie. Big Action in Little Town is going to be a blockbuster!