If You'Re Sexy And You Know It Slap Your Hams

If you're a snack-motivated sexpot with limited critical faculties when it comes to pop culture and a tendency to overshare, clap your ass. If you're dead inside and you're crying out to be woken up there (a la Evanescence) and you really want to show it; if you're sexy and you know it slap your hams ... and then read this book.