The Little Book of Big Breasts

So much for so little! Big endowments + small package: major savings. "Dear Sir/Madam" begins the missive from an imaginary correspondent. "I love big breasts as much as the next man, but here in Lilliput your "Big Book of Breasts" is just too ungainly for my tiny bookshelf, not to mention my Lilliputian hands.

Couldn't you make a petite edition that still features 150 or so magnificently endowed ladies from the golden age of natural curves for those like me, who live life small? And while you're at it, could you make it highly affordable, since my pockets are as shallow as this premise?" Done! "The Little Book of Big Breasts" features over 150 celebrated big breast models from the 1950s, '60s and '70s, including Michelle Angelo, Virginia Bell, Roxanne Brewer, Joan Brinkman, Lorraine Burnette, Lisa Deleeuw, Uschi Digard, Sylvia McFarland, Chesty Morgan, Roberta Pedon, Rosina Revelle, Janie Reynolds, Candy Samples, Tempest Storm, Mary Waters, June Wilkinson, and Julie Wills, plus Guinness Book of World Records bra-buster Norma Stitts in a compact and inexpensive soft cover format. Photos come not just from the original 398-page Brobdingnagian edition, but from subsequent "Big Breast Calendars", meaning that 40 per cent of the content is unique to this edition. Add a reduced text to make more room for the stunning black and white and color photos and how could anyone - big, small, or in-between - ask for a better deal? More bang for your buck! "...a fast-food, high-energy fix on the topic at hand." ("The New York Times Book Review" on the pocket series).