How I Magically Messed Up My Life In Four Freakin' Days

Ever wanted to grow a five-story tall flower in Central Park? How about fight a deadly battle under the subway tunnels of Manhattan? Don't worry. I never wanted to either. But if you're ever being chased by ladies made of mist and have to save the girl with sparkly eyes you've never had the guts to say actual words to, there's an app for that.